McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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