So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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