come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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