And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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