Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
