What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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