That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just found a bag of teeth...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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