Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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