I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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