i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My balls are so social today.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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