afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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