yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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