I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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