We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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