why didn't you poke me back
her vagine was all disorganized.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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