Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
and she was petting her beer can
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You were trust falling into bushes
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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