My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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