got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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