I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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