You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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