I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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