Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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