May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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