Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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