I love black thongs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
