Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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