please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
cat food counts as protein by the way
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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