You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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