it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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