There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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