You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize