She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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