This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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