Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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