i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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