So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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