i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
