oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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