So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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