Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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