You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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