your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
