just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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