if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
third nipple confirmed
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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