Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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