I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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