You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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