how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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