just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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