Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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