No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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