Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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